Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Wey hey! Lame gile tak post. Tetibe baru teringat pasal blog sendiri. HAHA.
I was thinking on blogging about foods and places but still couldn't find time to assort all of my pictures etc. Takpe la, nobody's waiting pun. I'm going to take my own sweet time though. hehe.
Oh, and I'm happy. Truly happy. Ahamdulillah :)
Saturday, March 16, 2013
Begin again?
It's been a while.
A long while.
And a lot of things had happened. The good. The bad. Everything.
And suddenly I have the urge to write again. Should I or shouldn't I? I'd let the time decide. :)
Monday, February 13, 2012
lawak ke der?

And bila da sampai harinya, lepas da ambil tiket kat Istana Budaya siang tu, malam tu kitorang pun ape lagi, serbu la panggung sari tu.


Start-start je show, Nabil jadi host. Dia keluar dengan legging colourist nya, dengan rambut palsu afro nya, and dancing lagu 'I'm sexy and I know it' with the lyrics sometimes tukar ke 'We're funny and we know it.' Pastu ada juga la dialog-dialog lawak dia before dia introduce the first performer.
Haruslah paling kuat orang bersorak bila diorang masuk. Alkisahnya budak cina nama Kin Chin baru abes SPM (Johan sebut Sssspiiiieeemmm) tengah lepak-lepak dekat atas bangunan, tetiba datang Ismail Harun, gengster sekolah yang selalu buli dia. Kes jawab soalan algebra X-Y, Y jatuh, X menang. Cliche tapi kelakar. Haha. Masuk pula part Ismail suka dengan budak cina nama Siu Ling and paksa Kin Chin tuliskan surat cinta sebab dia tak reti. Memang dialog-dialog diorang time ni kelakar gila. Tambah pulak part diorang cover gelak bila masing-masing tak tahan dengan lawak satu sama lain. Memang dasar Jozan, yang spontan tu pun lawak. Mana taknya, semua benda yang boleh dicapai tu la yang diorang buat cover tutup muka diorang sebab gelak. Haha. Salah satu dialog yang aku ingat sampai sekarang,
Ismail: Ko tulis camni, ''ke hadapan, Siu Ling..''
Kin Chin: Eh, rumah dia kecil, kalo tulis ke hadapan, nanti dia baca terlanggar dinding..
Ismail: Abes ko nak tulis apa?
Kin Chin: ''Siu Ling..ke belakang sikit..'' (sambil tangan tulis kat kertas)
Hahaha. Senget betol diorang berdua ni. Pastu endingnya diorang janji nak jumpa balik kat tempat sama lepas 10 tahun. Lagi satu ayat yang Zizan cakap kat Johan, "aku tak pernah ada kawan yang ada otak kat luar macam ko." Hahaha. Mentang-mentang rambut Johan kembang semangkuk macam tu.
Harith Iskander
Truly stand-up comedian. Lawak dia ni banyak mesej gak sebenarnya. Dia cerita pasal differences between orang-orang 'old school' dengan 'new school', 'Malaysian' and 'Singaporean', pastu dia duk bahan citer CSI. Haha. Dia cakap dia kagum tengok CSI dalam masa sejam je da dapat cari killer. Lepas tu benang halus belakang telinga mayat pun kadang-kadang boleh nampak. Dia kata kalau CSI:Malaysia, lagu intro je da bunyi lagu zapin. Lepas tu macam-macam lagi la yang memang lawak.
Nabil lagi
Tak silap aku time ni turn Nabil sebab dia host tapi aku lupa apa yang dia buat. Haha. Tu la orang kata jangan gelak banyak sangat, kan da cepat lupa.
Jozan lagi
Ha, datang lagi diorang ni. Time ni da 10 tahun, Ah Chai vs Mael Lambung jumpa atas bumbung. Time ni kononnya masing-masing flashback macam mana masing-masing boleh jadi Ah Chai dengan Mael Lambung. Memang lawak bila diorang sendiri yang cakap "eh, ni takda dalam rehearsal ni." Haha. Memang dasar banyak pakai bantai dengan spontan. Yang bestnya diorang buat part ni cam teater musical. Suara masing-masing da la sedap.
Time ni Datin Maimun ngan Datin Sadin lepak kat Stabak yang ada dua kerusi je. Haha. Storyline biasa aja, pasal diorang cerita pasal husband and dimadukan and last-last masing-masing sedar yang diorang yang bermadu. Tapi yang lawak bila masing-masing tergelak la, aksi-aksi spontan la, mimik muka la.
Ha, lepas tu?
Lepas tu penutup la, semua comedian ala-ala menari lagu 'everyday I'm shuffling'. Haha.
Bintang?
Aku kasik 4.9/5. Haha. Kenapa kurang 0.1? Sebab diorang jahat bagi aku gelak 3 jam tak berhenti! Hahaha.
Habis je tu, ade session meet the fans. Tapi kitorang bertiga tak boleh masuk line (yang panjang giler) tu sebab kena sign kat merchandise yang kena beli. Maka kitorang pun melepak depan line aje. Haha. Tapi diorang semua sporting je posing untuk orang-orang luar line pun. Guard IB je yang lebih-lebih. Sian Jozan sebab diorang macam sporting siap berdiri semua sebab orang nak ambil gambar dari luar line, tapi guard cam marah suruh duduk. And Zizan comel gila jawab 'yer?' bila orang panggil-panggil dia. Nampak sangat masing-masing da penat tapi layankan aje. Bagus2. Haha. So aku letak la 2-3 gambar yang ala-ala tak kabur (credit to Syahmi punya Nokia N8..hehe). Almaklumlah, kami takda DSLR. Haha.
Ramai tak ramai
Sweet je. Kenit aje si Mael Lambung ni. Haha
Mak Jemah cuba masuk posingWednesday, February 8, 2012
Ayat power mak dan ayah
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Ku Seru!!
Samsung Galaxy S2
Yes, I know now they got Galaxy Note and soon I heard there would be Samsung Galaxy S3 but I just love this one. Forget Iphone or HTC, this one really got me fell in love with it at the first sight. Cewah, exaggerate sangat kan. Haha. And yeah, aku plan nak grab ini barang maybe by Mac. Ala, save la duit dulu. Saya bukan orang kerja *ehem ehem* yang bergaji masyuk, eh, tibaaa~ haha.


Ha, amacam? Kuat tak seruan daku? Haha. The truth is, there are many other things that could be listed here but nanti-nanti la sambung yer. Nak mencapai yang tiga ketul ni pun payah. Yang lain-lain tu macam bertambah payah je. :P
Friday, December 9, 2011
helllooooo weeekeeendddd~
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Iced Lemon Tea
Shayna : There Dayah. Volvo.
Dayah : Uuu.. I love Volvo. But it's big. It's a family car.
Shayna : We're a family what!
Zeema : Ya la! Your car, our car. Your home, our home.
Dayah : Amboi! Ce kalau ong nak bli keta Mesia je.
Zeema : Oh kalau camtu, we're just friends.
Hahahaha. Credit to Shayna for remembering every words. Ah, love you girls la. Terasa dah lama lak tak lepak jalan-jalan cari makan like we used to. Seems like everybody's busy and our different work schedules don't help a bit. *sigh.* We need a day off to hang out, pronto! Haha. Get Manpreet, Faten and Amal too and it'll be perfect!
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Dear other road users from another road user,
Secondly, please don't be selfish. If you are already in the long queue, please don't simply cutting off others who were there earlier than you. Trust me, everyone wants to get to the same destination as you and we don't appreciate your selfishness if you suddenly appears out of nowhere and slip in front of our car, especially at the traffic light's junction. Please be patient as other road users have to queue too, not just you.
Thirdly, for bikers, please don't simply honk others just because you couldn't slip through between the cars. Trust me, the road is too narrow and just wait for the light to turn green before you want to move. Oh, and other road users will appreciate it if you wouldn't suddenly speed up when the red light at your direction is already turned to red. Trust me, we don't really care if you end up being hit by a car just because you don't know that red light means you have to stop.
And lastly, for pedestrians, please use your eyes to see left and right when you cross the road. Especially when the road is not meant to be crossed freely. Trust me, they built the flyover for a reason, you know? Oh, another thing is, when the road is narrow, please don't walk like you and your friends own it. Trust me, even the smallest car in the world can hit your precious ass and don't cry when it'll be not as hot as Kim Kardashian's ass anymore after that. You bring it upon yourself. So, next time, use your common sense, will you? We don't have all time in the world to watch your 'lenggang-lenggok mak limah' as you and your friends are walking along the road and don't leave at least a space for cars to go through. Scratch that, even a bicycle won't fit if you and your friends keep walking like that.
Pardon me for my English as it's not my 'mother tongue', so it's not perfect. But I'm a little bit pissed at the moment and the other road users that I met today were the main source for that. You know me, I tend to use full English sentence when I'm pissed off.
Sincerely,
Me.
Saturday, September 24, 2011
fresh and green
Workplace? Company? Level 11, Dayabumi (sila google sendiri kalau curious..hahaha).
Department? Let's just say I have a very strong relationship with Risk and Safety. Jodoh kuat, orang kata. Haha.
Sangat fresh and green means I just started working about 2 weeks ago. See, fresh and green lagi kan? :P
So far so good. The environment is great. The bosses are awesome (let's hope it'll be like this forever..haha). The colleagues are friendly. But the downside is the food. Tak banyak choice kedai makan kat area sini. Ceh, pikir makan lak cik zima ni. Haha.
So, probation macam biasa la, 6 months (or more depends on my competency). I wish I will be officially become a permanent staff after that period. InsyaAllah. Kene kerja keras la camni. Hehe.
Monday, September 12, 2011
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
A thin line between opinion and hate
Opinions are like assholes. But haters ARE assholes.
There’s a difference between OPINION and HATE, and I think it’s time we drew the difference.
Tonight, an erudite and composed (yet justifiably irate) thehundreds.com reader tweeted me, calling me out for what he considered was an ignorant remark on Vancouver’s drug clinics. For years I’ve been privy to the rampant addiction in the city by hearsay from my Canadian friends, and being there this week, I experienced it firsthand. I believe I properly educated myself on the issues surrounding the care of these addicts, and voiced my opinion - albeit accusatory - on my blog.
One of my followers by the name of Billy was pissed. How dare I speak on the matter? I was wrong, and I was misinformed, and it was not only ignorant but careless for me to infer that the City was condoning the behavior and the illness. We went back and forth - RESPECTFULLY and RESPECTABLY - and eventually agreed to disagree. The reality is that as you get older, you realize that life isn’t so black and white, and that all those shades of grey are what classify us as individuals. And it is up to you to voice that opinion, to stand firm in your beliefs, and fight for what’s right.
Billy and I came away from that discourse as more enlightened human beings, a little bit smarter, a little more careful, and a lot more honest in our understanding of each other. It was a practice in social awareness, and it’s a healthy daily ritual in progression. And it’s all because he spoke up and left his comfort zone to confront me on something that meant a lot to him. I get plenty of haters and their mindless drivel goes in one ear and out the other. However, once in a blue moon, I get a Billy who knows what he’s talking about, knows how to talk about it, and more importantly, knows WHY he’s talking about it. And Billy gets a response from me.
OPINION is a rarity these days. Mere decades ago, our peers were literally dying for their causes, protesting in earnest, and suffering the consequences (jailtime, stigma) for it (See: The Weather Underground). But today it’s about politicking and shmoozing and appeasement and, for the lack of a better word, dickriding. It’s indicative of postmodernism’s rapture on the global consciousness. The new millenium is about accepting everything, whether it’s right or wrong, good or bad, delicious or downright disgusting, because it’s easy, comfortable, low-risk, and self-serving, plus everyone is entitled to their opinion and therefore, everybody is correct. And while that’s an ideal to be celebrated because it accommodates all, it leaves little room for critique and ultimately, betterment.
To make matters worse, in the year 2011, what we have in it’s place is HATE - and there is a marked difference there with OPINION. HATE is fueled by jealousy and negativity. OPINION is rooted in intelligence and analysis. HATE is prompted by insecurity and ill will. OPINION is blind, it’s goal is to further truth and understanding. Two people walk away from HATE as worse people. If played the right way, two people sharing opinions, leave the room inspired.
And so don’t just go around moronically LIKE-ing everything (thanks for dumbing us down, Facebook), or HATING everything - but instead, be like Billy. QUESTION EVERYTHING, formulate a stance on important matters because they affect people’s lives, and more importantly, they affect yours. Remember, if you’re not thinking for yourself, someone will do it for you.
Once you’ve determined where you stand, express it and be open to the dialogue that should ensue. This is how things get better, this is how we keep it moving. It’s not about hating and shutting down and spewing negativity, it’s about pushing each other to think a little bit harder and produce a little bit stronger.
This is just my opinion.
Couldn't agree more with his points. We tend to conform, accepting and agreeing with everything we've been fed to. I admit, sometimes I was one of those youths who likes to conform, rather than speak their own minds. But I guess, it's all depends on the situation. Everyone has their own opinions. Respect others opinion and they will respect you back. Not just because they have different opinions than you, you suddenly hate them or bashed their opinions. It doesn't work that way. Don't be such a hater, people. You could always agree to disagree with someone that doesn't think the same way as you do. :)
Thursday, August 18, 2011
high school never ends
When I say "I MISS SCHOOL" it means my "FRIENDS AND THE FUN" not the "SCHOOL."
Tu yang aku search gambar lama-lama tu. Tak banyak sangat pun. Almaklumlah, dulu-dulu mana ada DSLR, digital camera bagai ni. Ada tu ada tapi tak di'expose'kan lagi. Zaman tu ramai yang guna kamera berfilem lagi. Mahal kot nak amek gambar banyak-banyak. Haha. So, jom la travel down the memory lane sikit-sikit. :P
Aku tengah sibuk sign baju salah sorang classmate before dia gi MRSM Beseri.
Time ni awal-awal form 4 ni tak silap.
Rock on! Zaman bawak sling bag je gi sekolah. Trend la konon.
Tapi suka sling bag. Ah, rindu bag tu.
Grafiti hasil seni senior. Smart. Suka tengok. Banyak lagi kat tepi-tepi tu.
Biasala, masing-masing berbakat. Haha.
Posing depan surau. Tak tau apa motip. Haha.
Saturday, August 13, 2011
geng mengaji
Budak yang nama usamah dalam citer ni paling cute aku rasa!
Tengok je la clip kat atas tu. Rasa nak cubit-cubit. Haha.
"mak: nanti dah besar kalo yehyeh jadi tok imam macam mana?
yehyeh: ala..yehyeh tak nak jadi tok imam..yehyeh nak jadi tauke kedai mamak"
Boleh bagi nama anak yehyeh. Ustaz tu pun boleh buat style bandi amuk time panggil nama budak tu mula-mula.Haha.
Hahahaha. Itu antara scene dengan dialog paling tak boleh blah dalam citer ni. Tiap-tiap pagi sahur hari Rabu smpai Ahad pukul 5 tu, memang sah tengok cerita ni kat Astro Prima.
Cute giler budak-budak ni berlakon :D
Monday, August 8, 2011
what and where..
Saturday, August 6, 2011
hormat-menghormati
Kehadapan makcik yang beratur di belakang saya di kedai sizzling area food court Sogo,
Sesungguhnya saya tahu jam di tangan menunjukkan pukul 7.15 petang. Kira-kira 13-14 minit sebelum buka puasa waktu Kuala Lumpur. Saya faham. Makcik lapar. Saya lapar. Semua orang di food court itu pun lapar. Tapi sesungguhnya ada papan tanda besar yang bertulis 'Please Queue' atau dalam bahasa ibunda negara kita - 'Sila Beratur'. Saya yakin makcik faham. Sedangkan minah saleh yang beratur selang dua tiga orang di hadapan saya pun faham, apalah sangat orang melayu tulen macam kita ni kan makcik? Dan sesungguhnya saya faham makcik tak sabar-sabar nak duduk untuk berbuka, tapi saya pun sama. Tidak perlulah makcik menghimpit-himpit ke hadapan sampai saya rasa macam kena serangan seksual. Ini serius, makcik. Sekarang bulan puasa. Saya sabar. Sesungguhnya makcik pun kena sabar. Bukannya dengan tiba-tiba makcik berteriak kepada abang pembuat sizzling dan tempah apa yang makcik mahu Sesungguhnya itu giliran seorang kakak di hadapan saya dan sepatutnya selepas itu giliran saya, bukan begitu ke makcik? Sesungguhnya saya diajar untuk menghormati orang yang lebih tua, tapi bukan ke orang tua pun patut menghormati yang muda? Bukan begitu? Saya sabar. Kakak di hadapan saya pun sabar. Mungkin kami terlebih menghormati makcik yang tiba-tiba laju sahaja menempah makanan dan dengan selamba badak sahaja lalu di hadapan kami tanpa memandang kami sekilas pun untuk mengambil makanan makcik. Oh makcik. Sesungguhnya saya dan kakak itu hanya mampu pandang-memandang sesama kami dan senyum tawar. Eh, macam mana saya tahu itu senyum tawar sedangkan bulan puasa, mana boleh rasa manis, masin ke tawar kan? Tapi, saya faham. Kami berdua sabar. Kami biarkan makcik buat apa yang makcik mahu. Sebab kami hormat. Sesungguhnya makcik, lain kali makcik hormat orang-orang muda yang lain pula ya? Kita semua hidup kene saling hormat-menghormati, yang muda hormat yang tua, yang tua hormat yang muda, betul tak makcik?
Terima kasih.
Yang Sabar,
Saya yang beratur di hadapan makcik tadi.
Monday, August 1, 2011
salam Ramadhan :)
banyak je benda nak story..kot..
tapi....
laptop problem..
internet problem..
maka..
just nak cakap
salam Ramadhan :)
notahati: puasa jangan tak puasa :P
Friday, June 24, 2011
March On!
Open up your eyes and know
There's someone else out there that feels this way
I'm singing to you
Cause I know what you've been through and now
It's not so long ago I felt the same
Like soldiers
March on
If we can make it through the night we'll see the sun
March on, march on
I remember summer nights alone
Fireflies the only thing we own
All we ever dreams of California
I remember winters were so cold
Hunger was the only thing we know
And rock n roll dreamin' was what saved us
Like soldiers
March on
If we can make it through the night we'll see the sun
March on, march on
Till we see the sun
Till we see the sun
Through the good times
Through the bad times
Through the long days
Through the hard nights
Keep on till we see the sun
Like soldiers
March on
If we can make it through the night we'll see the sun
March on, march on
Like soldiers
March on
If we can make it through the night we'll see the sun
March on, march on
Even when there's no one there for you march on
Even when the days are long for you march on
Like soldiers
March on
Sunday, June 5, 2011
what do we have in common?
You don't want to take a guess?
Alaaaaaa...
Fine.
Well, one thing that we have in common is....
...we're all hot and beautiful.
HAHAAHA..okay,kidding! :P
the truth is...
we were all born in 1988!!
1988 rocks! haha
so, last week (31st may) was my birthday, so now i am sweet 23 officially!! ~ hahaha..
what? you think only 16 years old can be sweet? 23 years old also can laaa...:P















