Sunday, July 18, 2010

marry an Engineer

Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an Engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle

An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 25 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.

Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm.
Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan.
The arts graduate is still looking for a job.
And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness

An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.

Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.
The Management graduate who will try to control your spending.
The Arts graduate who will 'change major'.
And the medical school graduate who will operate on you.

And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.

Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others -
The lawyers will lie about everything.
Management graduates will cheat your money.
The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.

Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.

Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. plus they r cooler than the others.

So girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer as your boyfriend.


this is just for fun :)

notahati : entry ni dipinjam dari blog cik miza :)


kamal said...

engineer boy + engineer girl = cool²

maka beruntunglah barangsiapa yang kapel sesame engineer. hahahaha...

bLueSpeCky said...

hahaa..ha ah ek..btol gak ckp kat diri sendri je :P

.::R A F I::. said...

haha..xtaw lagi brape ramai engineer yang menipu kat site..petik jari je kalo nak nipu..wakakak

bLueSpeCky said...

hahaa..kantoi..ko ke salh sorgnyer tu? :P

dayah mansor said...

zima,i've secured myself one! :p

bLueSpeCky said...

hehe. congratz. kenduri nnt jgn luper jemput ek :P