Tuesday, December 8, 2009

the truth is out there..haha

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM '

He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws'


'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'


A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...'

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'


A man said t o his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!'


ni la jadinyer biler malas nak wat aper2 kat opis..dapat lak emel2 forward camni..aper lagi, sharing ngan korang la..hehe

p/s : slide xsiap lagi, logbook pun xsiap lagi..blog plak yg siap..haha


farhazoeLa said...

haha. entry menark tertarik lagi da boom. hahahaha. bagus2!

bLueSpeCky said...

haha..nnt kene korek emel2 yg forward2 la camtu

BuDaK KeCiK said...

Gile mengong. aku suke yg last sekali tuh. hahaha!

bLueSpeCky said...

haha..aku suker sumer