Sunday, August 29, 2010

30 facts about the opposite gender


1. Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it’s never used.

2. Why are men so happy?
Because ignorance is bliss.

3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?
Because when it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.

4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time,who would reach the ground first?
The woman, the man would get lost.

5. How are men like commercials?
You can’t believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 60 seconds.

6. How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a bikini.

7. What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

8. What’s the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.

9. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

10. What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.

11. What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.

12. If men got pregnant ….
Psychiatric Services and serious pain killers would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.

13. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.

14. What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.

15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove.

16. How do men sort their laundry?
“Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable.”

17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

18. What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife?
Pulling the sheets over her head and saying, “Great chili, Babe!”

19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.

20. What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

21. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

22. Why don’t men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.

23. How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

24. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don’t talk.

25. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

26. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he’s God’s gift?
Exchange him.

27. Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites attract.

28. Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half the time.

29. What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

30. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.


credit to: that was funny


haha..ini adalah random articles yang aku terjumpa time aku tengah jalan-jalan kat internet. tiada unsur-unsur 'bias' time entry ni dipublish. so, no offense yer :P


notahati: sebenanyer jalan-jalan kat tenet sebab nak research pasal project Polymer tapi....as usual, the rest is history~ haha



Saturday, August 28, 2010

boleh tak kalo aku jadi emo skali skale?

sebab aku bosan..



maka..

tak tau la kenapa biler aku kat utp je..

mesti aku jadi tensen..

kenapa ek?

korang raser kenapa?


notahati: aku tension. sekian.
oh, tapi semalam tengok movie Vampire Sucks. Honestly, nak tengok Step Up 3D tapi kat ipoh tak der plak. haih



Sunday, August 22, 2010

bergembiralah wahai wanita




suka cara ustaz ni bagi ceramah :)

layan~ zaasss~

Saturday, August 21, 2010

stress

dengan FYP. haih~

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

the script *edited*





the man who can't be moved - live at Oxegen 2009 ( i'm luvin it!)


the script = band from Ireland. details? jangan tanya, aku tak stalker group members diorang. haha.

yang penting, aku da jatuh cinta sama lagu-lagu dalam album diorang. haha.

muler2 dulu aku suker lagu diorang tajuk Breakeven, pastu entah macam mane, terasa nak tengok video clip lagu The Man Who Can't Be Moved kat "tube kau", tapi tak jumpe..isk2..

last2 jumpa video lagu tu cam kat atas tu..pergh, lagi layan wa cakap lu~ haha..

lagu-lagu lain dalam album diorang? siler scroll ke bawah yer~ :P


01 - we cry

02 - before the worst

03 - talk you down

04 - the man who can't be moved

05 - breakeven

06 - rusty halo

07 - the end where i begin

08 - fall for anything

09 - if you see kay

10 - i'm yours


aku paling prefer lagu no 01,02,03,04,05...err, baek kater sumer lagu je kan..haha..lagu no 07 tu haunting and beautiful bagi aku..bagi aku ar, korang aku tak tau la kan, telinga lain-lain..haha

haa, tapi yang lagu-lagu kat atas tu album lame diorang, skang ni diorang nak release new album da..and first new song diorang yang aku da jatuh cinta mau dengar sampai berkali-kali-kali..(nampak tak braper banyak kali tu? haha)



the script-for the first time










haa, selamat melayan~ pasni aku gi upload lagu rayer plak ek..haha


notahati: thinking maybe you'll come back here to the place that we'd meet~ and you'd see me waiting for you on the corner of the street~

notahati lagi: i'm in love with track number 10- i'm yours


Tuesday, August 17, 2010

airplanes



can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?


i could really use a wish right now..




notahati: serabut.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

love them

who?

my family.

so last weekend balek umah secara adhoc (sebenanyer ikot rumet yang offer nk tumpang blek kl)..hehe..

so dapat la spend time sahur + berbuke ngan family kat umah :)

time kat umah gak la dapat borak2,gosip2,gurau2,gado2 manje..haha..

tu la orang cakap, family is everything..

tak kesah la ko ader beribu-ribu kawan pun, in the end, your family yang selalu ada by your side :)


notahati: nobody knows me like i do.



Tuesday, August 10, 2010

ku mengharapkan ramadhan kali ini penuh makna~ :)


macam biaser, aku tau tiap-tiap kali nak puase ader je orang yang kene bukak balik buku panduan puase nak tengok lafaz niat puasa plus doa nak berbuka kan? (aku la tu salah sorangnyer..haha)..




Lafaz Niat Puasa

نـَوَيْتُ صَوْمَ غـَدٍ عَـنْ ا َدَاءِ فـَرْض ِ شـَهْرِ رَمـَضَانَ هـَذِهِ السَّـنـَةِ لِلـَّهِ تـَعَالىَ

“Sahaja aku berpuasa esok hari menunaikan Fardhu Ramadhan tahun ini kerana Alalh Ta’ala”


Doa Buka Puasa

Allahumma laka shumtu wa bika amantu wa ‘alaa rizqika afthartu birahmatika ya arhamarrohimin


“Ya Allah bagi Engkau aku berpuasa dan dengan Engkau beriman aku dengan rezeki Engkau aku berbuka dengan rahmat Engkau wahai yang Maha Pengasih dan Penyayang






selamat berpuasa sumer :)




Monday, August 9, 2010

pissed off

i am so pissed off right now and would not be responsible for any harshness word that may have come afterward..

why?

because..

what the hell they were thinking when they added the management subject? i mean, if they know that the class time is clash with slot for lab, why did they added it at the first place?

our batch before always sacrifice our electives subject and take it until final semester since it always clashes with lab slots, but they? they dont care about others..they took the subject and make OUR timetable being really mess..

and they got the gut to tell us that, " korang la ni wat timetable kitorang messy, klas kitorang da pack..bla3"...damn! we were asking nicely and you answered like that? how annoying!

and yeah, i feel like their batch (not all of them, but mostly) do not respect our batch just because we are at the same age, i think.. but still, learn to respect others please..

not just that, sometimes we feel like they are being so arrogant and dont even smile at us even though we are in the same class..still, not all of them, but mostly..and we were like, "hello,ko ingat ko bagus sangat?!" (annoying tone)..


argh, malas nak citer panjang da..this is really special entry because i dont get mad easily..and i dont like to write bad but this one is the ONLY exception..(macam lagu paramore lak)...


and yeah, i learn to accept the fate of our timetable this semester already, but still, i am pissed off because they dont seem so selfish and only think about themselves when they added those subjects during lab slots..


ok, im gonna stop now. and if they gonna be pissed at me or our batch after this, i just want to say, "ader aku kesah?"


p/s: forgive me for my broken english. but i tend to use english when i'm mad. huhu




Saturday, August 7, 2010

saya suka kamera henfon saya



sweet~



haha..poyo giler title entry ni..orang skang guner DSLR la zima oi, ko lak sebuk gune kamera henset je..argh, tak kesah, janji bleh tangkap gmbar..kan3? :P

ingat lagi tak entry utp sweat utp aritu? aku cakap aku duduk top floor kan, nak tengok camne viewnyer?



haa, macam ni la viewnyer~ keindahan hijau~ kalo naseb baek dapat la tengok zoo free..banyak monyet2 bergayutan~haha



sinar cahaya~ eceh, macam lirik lagu lak~ haha



meje kosong sebab musim busy belum start lagi :P



nampak tu kawan2? kiter kene minum air banyak2, kalo bleh nak letak 4 botol air..haha..buku sudoku lak cam biase jadi peneman setia..:P



haa, ni da macam taska punyer set kan? sumer katun2 :P



hehe..tu la sedikit sebanyak penggunaan kamera henfon aku kat bilik..:P

contoh penggunaan kat tempat laen..




building 5, chemical engineering~



harap-harap takde lecturer bace blog aku ni, tak pasal-pasal kang kene ban nak masuk opis diorang..haha



haa, da ngantuk lak petang2 ni..tambah2 duduk bilik sejuk macam resort ni, dengan bunyi cengkeriknyer..maka, good nite sumer~ haha


notahati: azam baru konon tak nak tidur siang tapi...zzZZzz~~




Thursday, August 5, 2010

job application



penat weh buat resume..pulun punyer pulun, siap gak ar akhirnyer..hehe..

tu baru resume, pastu wat cover letter lak..kes2 angkat bakul memang laju je siap..stok2 perasan kan, memang expert bab2 angkat bakul sendiri ni..haha..

tapi tadi time da print resume baru terperasan no phone tersilap..pergh, hancus..kene print balek page 1, then kene burn balik softcopy yang dalam cd tu..haih~

nak tengok gmbar resume?

malu lak nk letak..haha..skema2 je pun..




macam pelik lak aku senyum tak nampak gigi ni..isk2..


haa, so resume da siap, cover letter da siap, pasni leh ar melobi kat company-company yang berkenaan..

tapi kan, tetibe cuak..layak ke nak jadi engineer ni? isk2..

takot weh nak keje ni, camne kalo tak perform? nanti dapat keje kat mane? camne kalo dapat bos garang? camne tu la..camne ni la..senang citer macam2 persoalan la..haha

tapi paperpun, kene abeskan sem ni dengan jayanye dlu baru la bleh stat keje yer rakan-rakan sebaya :P





Sunday, August 1, 2010

masa makan tengahari

salam. :)

hi korang~ lamer tak jumpe~ hehe..(ye la tu :P )


haa, entry kali ni..cam biase la hasil blogwalking..hajat hati nak citer pasal timetable sem ni tapi tak sempat lagi nak touch-up..next time la..hehe

nak tanyer, korang perasan tak, masa lunch time, kronologi untuk orang lelaki selalunyer camni :


1. Waktu lunch, jalan ke tempat makan
2. Sampai kedai makan, masuk
3. Ambik Pinggan
4. Letak nasi
5. Letak Lauk
6. Ke kaunter, Bayar nasi dan Air Sekali
7. Makan
8. Habis
9. Balik Opis or
10. Gi surau


orang perempuan camne lak? bace sendri kat bawah ni..haha


1. Waktu lunch, jalan ke kedai makan
2. Perhatikan orang waktu jalan
3. Sempat mengumpat dulu
4. Sambil jalan betulkan tudung, tgk baju sendiri, tgk kaki
5. Tengok baju orang lain, especially yang cantik dr baju sendiri.
6. Sampai kedai makan, jenguk-jenguk dulu
7. Ramai orang, cari kedai lain.
8. Jalan lagi
9. Dah puas ati..masuk..
10. Survey lauk dulu 2, 3 minit.
11. Carik2 pinggan, ambik pinggan
12. Belek-belek pinggan, bersih ke??tak bersih?..eeeeiiii. .
13. Dah puas ati, ambik nasi
14. Ambik nasi ceduk sikit-sikit
15. Tak sah kalau tak ceduk 2/3 kali
16. Buang balik nasi.banyak. .
17. Tak puas ati, banyak lagi..buang lagi..(tinggal sejemput)
18. Godek2 sikit nasi dalam pinggan 2minit
19. Carik lauk. Survey dulu keliling meja. Tenguk sana, tenguk sini
20. Jengok dlm bekas lauk, ambik kuah sikit
21. Jengok bekas lauk lain, ceduk kuah sikit lagi
22. Jengok lagi?sambil tu tengok2 orang, jeling-jeling
23. Ambil lauk
24. Pusing lagi
25. Carik sayur pulak!
26. Ambik sayur selepas survey dan keliling 2 minit
27. Ke kaunter bayaran
28. Tgk2 nasi dlm pinggan
29. Berbisik ngan kawan “alaamak byk la aku ambik”
30. Sampai depan kaunter “berapa?”
31. Bukak dompet..belek2 celah kad2 bank, celah kad2 nama, celah
gambar2..
32. Keluarkan duit
33. Buat isyarat mata ngan member (sbb nasi mahal)
34. Tutup dompet. Ambik nasi
35. Tinjau-tinjau tempat duduk.
36. Jumpa tempat duduk..alamak kotorlah!!!
37. Cari tempat duduk lain
38. Jumpa.Duduk. …
39. Alamak..air tak order lagi
40. Tinjau2, carik org order air..sambil tangan betulkan tudung
41. Order air
42. Bangun
43. Ambik sudu
44. Duduk
45. Bangun
46. Ambik Tisu
47. Duduk
48. Air sampai
49. Belek dompet (Step tadi)
50. Bayar
51. Tutup
52. Minum air
53. Start makan
54. Tengok-tengok orang sambil makan
55. Makan separuh..kenyang
56. Sebab dah minum air
57. Letak sudu, letak garpu
58. Pinggan tolak tepi
59. Borak2 kater makanan tak sedap
60. Ngumpat2..tgk orang
61. Pukul 2, naik opis..
62. Ambik beg makeup, g surau..


credit to: http://amazingnara.com


haha..bukan nak kater aper la, tapi mostly mende2 kat atas tu memang tepat..kan3? :P

ni just for fun je, jangan touching2 lak ek :P